Would you like to know why I am the best friend in the history of the world? Because I got my friend who lives in Philly tickets to game three on Saturday. Fo' free.
If those tickets had been for ME, you would be my most favorite person on the planet. Now I'm just seething with jealousy....it doesn't help that my sister just emailed me in glee because her boss is taking her to that game. WHY MUST YOU ALIGN AGAINST ME WORLD??!!
Your dirty sex makes you not get world series tickets.
Mine? WHERE?!! Have I been having it without my knowledge?!
Julie!!! You're blogging! Welcome to the dark side...Oh, and stay away from my cats, lady! I feel like I should remove the pics of my cats from Facebook. Must be like kitty porn to people like you.
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