My favorite part of the book was a line that, though this may not be completely verbatim, comes rather close..."You know Bella, for a teenager, you are remarkably unwhiny."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Jesus CHRIST lady, do you have ANY insight into your characters?
I have to finish though. I HAVE to. I already got this far, and to be honest with myself, my morbid curiousity has bested me once again. When I opened this book for the first time, I was giggling to myself. Because they are ridiculous. My roommate can only shake her head and laugh at me. Which is pretty much what I do each time I turn the page.
I had to cleanse my palate with this:
Because cheesy wereteenbitches make me laugh my ass off. Especially when she tries to cut off her tail.
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I share your pain. I just finished Book 1 yesterday, and I'm taking a sanity break before Book 2. It's curiousity that keeps us reading...bright, sparkling, morbid curiousity; along with the desire to tell Stephenie Meyer to STFU and know what the Hell we're talking about. Hang in there! (And hell yes on Ginger Snaps. I had such a crush on the older sister, back in the day.)
They're so unintentionally funny. And I read a plot development from book four that had me and my roommate in stitches, so I'll be reading the crap out of it once I steal someone's copy.
You know what? The last one is actually kind of good. Well, I should qualify that. It's good compared to the others, which puts it just about a short story I wrote in 6th grade that ended with the line "and then I woke up, it was all a dream."
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